If you’re reading this and you are or were involved with a married person, you’re salop (nasty).

No one should get involved intimately in any form with a married person unless they are fully divorced. It’s just not right, and ya’ll know it too. But lust takes over and we call it love.

I am not sure what it is about married men that these young women love so much. These married men cannot keep their relationship firm, yet they are able to harness the attention and body of young, stupid women, coercing them into believing that a relationship with them is viable.

I could understand if you got involved because the man fools you by telling you he is not married when he really is. However, after finding the truth the next best thing is to dump him and tell his wife. But no, women are so gullible that they will continue to listen to the grime that spews from these idiots mouth and maintain some sort of friendship with benefits.

I agree that we are all human beings and we cannot help being attracted to some people because of how they look and how charming they are. But self control is essential. If you fell in love with a married man, do not place blame on nature. You’re the one to blame because you ALLOWED yourself to. The moment you realised he is married, a line should be drawn and you should not have bowed down to his standards.

I know a few good women who meet married men, who propose the world to them. They become the most charming angels and would offer their souls to be with these “on-the-side-women”. These married men out of nowhere become the best friend of friends. However, marriage is sacred and we all know this.

Commonsense would tell any woman that if a married man is cheating on his wife, he is capable of cheating on his “side thing” if they become serious. It shows he has no respect for himself and women.

A lot of single guys are out there. Good single guys. Some women are just confused and silly. They meet a good single guy, finds all the excuses in the world not to commit to them, but they meet a married man and f*** him and enter into a unhealthy relationship, then when the married man decides to stay with his wife she gets gwo pwel (heart break) and call men “dogs” and that single, good men are hard to find.

Sometimes women are the problem. Sometimes women create monsters.

I stress on married men because married women rarely fall victim. She has to be pushed to the edge. And sometimes when she gets to the edge and brings herself back to reality – unlike the doggish married men, who want to be telling these single, silly women how to run their lives, who to be with and who not to be with. They got the fish already so they could say anything they want.

Ladies, even if a man tells you he is in the middle of the divorce, do not listen to him. Let him get his s*** out the way first then he can check you (if you’re available). Whether he is in the middle of a divorce or planning to do it, is no excuse to get involved with a married man. Also remember that getting a divorce can be very tedious and may take years. He may just scrap it and fix his marriage and leave you screwed and dry.

It happens all the time. So nothing I am saying is new.

Men always come with some bullshite story about their wives to get in your panties. Weren’t they dating before or did he do a blind-date type of marriage? So if his wife is all that bad, why hasn’t he divorced her yet? Oh please, nigger, go sit down.

Women should also learn that married men rarely leave their wives for “side things” who are just “side whores” who satisfy the married men lust for “fresh” vagina. So do not believe that he really loves you. If he loved you he would have gotten divorce long time ago and take it to the next level. But he prefers to tell you rubbish, make you believe he’s in love with you, shower you with gifts, while in disguise he is just buying your pump pum, and enjoying it while it lasts. When it gets stale, he will move onto to the next young girl.

So ladies, harness your self-esteem and don’t get tied up with married men. Stop being a salop and a little whore. Get a grip.  OK bunny? One day the texting, phone calls will stop and you will realise you were only a piece of leftover.

As for married women, we know you’re way smarter. Why? Because if the man ain’t playing his cards right, you will dump him no questions asked.

See ya guys next Friday (if I am in the mood).