The guys with the lyrics and the women with the curves

Women always believe that when they are tired of their present man there is always greener pastures on the other side.

First they find all kinds of faults with their current man or X-Man, faults that do not exist. They will even dig up past garbage to throw at the man simply because some new dude is singing lyrics in her ears and acting like he can be a good man and father to her child.

So yea, she dumps her present man “nicely” thinking that her current man or the man she is getting acquainted with is the One.

But what she eventually found out is a rude awakening. She jumps from man to man like hopscotch because she eventually finds out that all of them put together cannot make one.

So she jumps from a writer to a chef, from a chef to a doctor from a doctor to a farmer, from a farmer to DJ Fast, the lyrical God. The end result: two more kids and going nowhere in life aside from becoming a milking machine on a farm.

The same goes for men. They treat their women bad because they meet an eye candy who show them more wonders in the bedroom. And you know us men. Our eye sight is our main weakness.  Most times we can’t resist looking and it is hard trying not to touch, so when we get to touch the eye candy, it’s like heaven come down.

But then when we hook up with the sketel we realise she is nothing more than a witch in disguise, and nothing compared to the X-Woman.

So we move from reception to baker, from baker to unemployed, from unemployed to lawyer, from lawyer to prostitute.

Everyone thinks there is a fairy tale man and woman out there waiting for us, therefore we cannot be satisfied with who we have, especially at the slightest discrepancy, and especially when someone comes along pretending to be that fairy tale man or woman.

I know this girl she dumped her man because she “understands” he has plenty girl friends. So she picked up a deejay, another party pooper and music man she is accustomed of getting. And we all know some DJs; they are some of the most popular people who attract many female friends.

More so, they have plenty lyrics and they can toss a CD as fast as a salad, and that’s what women love. But we all know salad is very perishable, especially for DJs, so they move on very quickly, from one stage to another. After their lyrics and music have played out, they move to the next instrument. And so it went on until she almost went nuts.

Now, that’s when she learned and “understood” how many women one man can have at a time. And worst, the DJ likes to talk. He has already told all his DJ friends in Dominica, Tortola, Bahamas etc that he is getting with the ex-girlfriend of the dude who owns the newspaper. He has now added 10% to his ego trip not knowing that the newspaper man has been there done that and left him some more leftovers – what he is normally accustomed to.

As to her ex, he was no longer interested in the trailer trash ex, who by now would have been worn out by the DJ. He got himself someone way better.

Sometimes the people we have in life, we should hold onto them because no one is perfect. We all have our bad deeds. And some people are too unforgiving and selfish and cannot see the good things in someone. They listen to people more than they listen to the one who truly loves them.

Women especially love to listen to the men who continue to tell them how nice they are, how ambitious they are, etc just to get in their little panties, while men love the women with nice boobs and sexy curves.

But what’s hidden beneath all that will come out eventually.  Seeing someone and talking to them is totally different from actually being in a relationship with them.

So stop telling your ex that you meet a better man or better woman or saying that he tells you nice things. Anyone can tell anyone nice things. Last week I saw a paro telling a woman, “Baby, I wanna make you my dream queen” followed by “leave a dollar nah… I want to buy bread”.

So please people get a grip. The person you’re running down or listening to have faults that you never knew exist, but you will find that out soon enough.

See ya next week.

NB: Sorry for missing last week. I wasn’t in the mood to write.

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20 Comments

  1. January 12, 2012

    Only wanna memor that you have a really respectable site, I spend time the style them truly stands out.

  2. poosky
    July 12, 2010

    Great article.. Goes for both male and female

  3. J Vidal
    July 11, 2010

    @hmm:
    amen to that
    nice guy be more precise
    u giving the wrong impressions

  4. July 10, 2010

    he did not say that hmm take your time and read what the man say

  5. KB Lyric
    July 10, 2010

    That’s real…….

  6. strawberry
    July 10, 2010

    I LIKE !

  7. hmm
    July 10, 2010

    mr nice guy u make it sound like all attractive women are sluts. be careful with the message ure conveying

  8. I in dat
    July 9, 2010

    I love this piece it was well said and it was said to both men and women not one set. some of us think that there is a mr or ms perfect which in fact is not true. make with what u have and everything will be alright. there will always be misunderstandings in relationships just remember that. never leave what u see today for tomorrow because tomorrow is not promised to anyone. do good with what u have and if there are any problems solve it instead of jumping from man to man or woman to woman.

    @sweetness
    men and women both do the same thing none of us a better than each other, some women do worst than men

  9. 1
    July 9, 2010

    @Sweetness: doh be so. it could be a woman too

  10. Winks
    July 9, 2010

    This article is so real…whats missing is that persons dont know the meaning of compromise. Everyone has their short comings, we are not perfect, no one is. So whats wrong with compromising. Dont try to change anyone to fit your lifestyle. This may happen for a day or two, your just forcing the persons not to be themselves and that just results in hypocrisy.
    Here are a few scenarios:
    1) You know this man loves all different women and if you go there you’re just another number on his list why complain if you join that list anyways.
    2) Guys you know some girls will flirt with all men that say anything nice to them – it happen to you thats why you’re there in the first place, they always dress hotttt, well make up, but dont you smell trouble she’s always gonna be with the next guy.
    Seriously, don’t look for every fault that your partner has or dig up the past its unfair to them and to you as well, you tend to destroy your relationship that way and its DUMB to think thats an easy way to get out of the relationship. Men grow some balls tell the lady how its is you have a girlfriend tell her if she still wanna remain that is she, she has to know what she’s getting into. Ladies stop behaving like five year olds and get all jeolous simply because that every lady you man talk to you think he wants to get into their pants.. I mean come on…..Remember a lady should be seen and not heard.
    To both parties work your shit out and be mature about it…ight

  11. Wise up
    July 9, 2010

    What’s wrong with being a one-man-girl, or better still a one-woman-man

  12. Workinghardformymoney
    July 9, 2010

    Nice Guy I always look forward to your article, I have got to admit they always make my weekend. i actually sometimes read them over and over again.

    You are always right on target,

  13. Nature Boy
    July 9, 2010

    @Young man in dominica: Yeah G, that is also true man.

  14. Nature Boy
    July 9, 2010

    @Sweetness: Well said Sweetness. That was sweetly said.

  15. Kevin
    July 9, 2010

    that was a nail in the coffin bro… real ish right there… you covered it on both sides… be more appreciative of your significant other and things will fall in place… there will speed bumps in the road but take it slow and you won’t feel a thing…. A++

  16. a lady
    July 9, 2010

    mr nice guy… so long i there waiting for your article

    as always…. you are too cute !!

    good stuff

  17. Young man in dominica
    July 9, 2010

    @Sweetness: haha this article is so fair lol likewise women sweetness some women never mis de water tell de well runs dry

  18. Nectar
    July 9, 2010

    @Sweetness: And Some Women dont know that the Worst thing they can do is compare their Man to Others. be satisfied with you man, ESPECIALLY the ones who NEVER SAY NO TO YOU!

  19. Anonymous
    July 9, 2010

    real talk

  20. Sweetness
    July 9, 2010

    This is all so true.. But some men just have to learn to appreciate wat they have.Cuz it’s only when the well runs try that they get the picture..

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