POEM: Facebook Stalker

Dear Miss Beautiful

Excuse me if this seems rude,
… I know we’ve never met,
But I’ve been loving you for a while.
Yes, I’ve loved you for a very long time,
Ever since I stumbled upon your Facebook profile.
I took a chance and sent a friend request
And to my delight, you did accept.
I’ve secretly watched all your photos
And I’ve read every status too.
I listen to every single song you post,
I liked that song by Whitney Houston
“I will always love you” the most.
There’s only one thing I detest
I can’t stand your relationship status
It just doesn’t reflect “us”
Those photos of your boyfriend,
Wish I had your password
So I could delete them!
Replace them with just a few
Those I Photoshoped,
Those of me and you!
I look out for you every time I sign on,
Even if it means staying logged on
For hours while doing nothing .
Just the thought of you being on Facebook
Has got me hooked.
I even bought a Blackberry Storm,
Just to keep up with updates of your account.
I check my phone on the hour, every hour
To see if you’re on.
I’ve seen you in group chatrooms
But haven’t uttered a word.
I haven’t mustered up the courage,
Guess I’m not really that brave.
I know I should have started a chit chat
But something keeps holding me back.
Thanks to a “close”friend
I even got your cell phone number too
And I did call
3 or 4 times the other night
The late night ringing
From the unknown caller
I just couldn’t let you know it was me.
I know how things might seem,
I hope I didn’t offend you,
I just wanted to hear your voice.
Even if it meant hearing you scream
Wanting to know who was calling.
I wished you thought it was an outside woman
And create problems with your man
If I can’t be yours in real life
Can I be yours, even if it’s just on Facebook?
Maybe even hi5 or My Space
I don’t use those anymore
But I could always sign up again
Can we just pretend to be lovers?
Promise I won’t get jealous
As long as you don’t post about your real love life.
If I can’t have you in cyberspace or in real life
Then will you wait for me in the afterlife?
I hope you can read between the lines!
It doesn’t have to come to this,
But you leave me no choice.
I can’t understand
Why you wouldn’t want me as your man.
We have the same likes and interests
Listen to the same songs.
I even have a private page,
With “our” pictures on.
That I created just for us
Where we can post about our love.
And no one will ever need to know
It’s between me, you and Zuckerberg
And he would never, ever talk.
Mark’s too smart for that
He wouldn’t want another cyber attack.
So what do you say?
Can I count on you?
I love you.
Yes, I do.
Please tell me you love me too.

From
Your friendly Facebook Stalker

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33 Comments

  1. R,R
    April 23, 2012

    omg I love this lol wow!

  2. chocho
    March 24, 2012

    i remember this lol delroy

  3. tiny
    March 23, 2012

    @ smh come on man give me your name ..I want to see your fb pics….I know you are a nice person….and I dont lie….I’m a child of god…I’m wonderful like he says I am…please respond ok..cause I know you don’t spend alot of time online…u only comeonline to read my comments

  4. FB
    March 23, 2012

    Lol.That’s a good one.But it’s serious though.

  5. Blessed
    March 23, 2012

    Great poem….so truthful!

  6. possie long time
    March 23, 2012

    Good one delroy lol…u got mad talent….think i know who dat be…lol

  7. la starr
    March 23, 2012

    Nice poem delroy..we all have dat one person we do fantasize on fb. So we can all relate to it..ENJOYED reading it. I was kinda taken aback lol

  8. Anonymous
    March 23, 2012

    all those who read and laugh, i hope they re-read. because it deals with a serious issue those days.

    so we really need to read and take heed

  9. charlo
    March 23, 2012

    You bought a blackberry Storm? Lol man, you got NO class.

  10. smh
    March 23, 2012

    @ Tiny… i think you dont have work to do or in other words u ayen afere.. bcuz to every post on DNO tiny must comment… DNO should have an award ceremony…. u wud definitely get an award for …………

    • tiny
      March 23, 2012

      tell me your name ….i will check out your pics on fb

      • smh
        March 23, 2012

        i dont have a facebook account because i not ayen afere like you, i got work to do

    • tiny
      March 23, 2012

      cause I’m a stalker myself …….i was just checking ..i used to stalk ex on Facebook…don’t get me wrong i didn’t want him i was just checking gout his “bidniss”

      • .....
        March 23, 2012

        u lie..u definetely have a mental problem and need serious help and from seeing how frequently u comment on dno, u apparently have no life..|Get work to do..Geezooss!!…ur a stalker and a mental harzard!!

  11. smh
    March 23, 2012

    A A this one touch me eh….. awww im feeling sorry for you. poor kitty :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  12. !
    March 23, 2012

    I enjoyed this. Funny because it kinda reflects truth

  13. Dominican to the bon
    March 23, 2012

    You mean things like that dose really happen??? Hmmmmmm.. Well women need to be very careful who they accept as friends…

  14. Ellen Evaline Paul
    March 23, 2012

    interesting.

  15. Anonymous
    March 23, 2012

    Nice delroy, but I hope you really not Stalking the Girl.

  16. tiny
    March 23, 2012

    miss beautiful eh…wait till you see her in person…..because I’m telling you don’t trust Facebook pics….i go through some friends pics on fb and I’m like ..oh my if only they were as beautiful as their pics…..she may not be the miss beautiful that you think she is…

    • tiny
      March 23, 2012

      ok i meant they wish they were as beautiful as their pics…I’m not superficial person ….i just do not understand why some people would put up some pics that make them look so different…..not one realistic looking pic of themselves

      • Truthofthematter
        March 23, 2012

        is true tiny. i support you on that one.

    • En Ba La
      March 23, 2012

      :-D tiny stop being a shower of rain on a sunny day :)

  17. Chris
    March 23, 2012

    Sad, but true! Gladly it’s not be being stalked cause half of those things don’t pertain to me!!!

  18. take it or leave it
    March 23, 2012

    Lol that one crack me up

  19. (.) (.)
    March 23, 2012

    And vice versa . Not on facebook alone you find stalkers…they are everywhere

  20. interesting
    March 23, 2012

    wonderful deli…

  21. ICEMILK
    March 23, 2012

    no sense

    • March 23, 2012

      you have to be a dam fool dont you dont know how to read between the lines i wonder how much you got in english for cxc that is if you are educated at all. all you think is only rhyming words that makes a poem interested…. stupes i hate when people crticize and they fail or won’t do better

    • Miss Thing
      March 24, 2012

      There are different genre of poetry. Free Verse which is a form of poetry that has no rhyme scheme or pattern. There is also Blank Verse which is unrhymed lines of iambic pentameter {Ten syllables with second, forth, sixth, eight, and tenth syllables accented}. The form has generally been accepted as the best for dramatic verse in English.
      This is a lovely poem and I applaud Delroy William…Kudo!!!

  22. March 23, 2012

    haha… i think somebody used a poem to send a secret message out there…. somebody maybe trying a ting on mr william’s woman… so he had to out him in a polite way lol

  23. jac
    March 23, 2012

    scary stuff.

    • GhostWriter
      March 23, 2012

      Reminds me of the flow of Eminem’s song “Dear Stan”.

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