The Nice Guy Unveiling

Caribbean people are some of the most hypocritical beings on earth.

All of us reading this article have some sexual preference, in terms of position, number of partners, and sex toys, etc. We all have fetishes, cravings, sexual appetites and freakishness. If you don’t you suck! If you don’t, your significant other is bored!

Why I bring up this subject today? Well, sometime ago, peeps had it on the street that Nice Guy is no good because he is a freak because he loves threesomes. OK? Big deal?

And guess who are the ones frowning? Some women and a few men. “Ohh he is naughty. Not good,” they would say.

So what’s naughty about a threesome or a foursome or an 11some, if your partner agrees to it, and if the parties involved are clean and protect themselves? We are all too hypocritical.

Some people spill peoples business on the streets like they committed a crime. I think what goes on in someone’s bedroom is private, and if that person chooses not to be private, then they should not be condemned. We must respect each others’ choices, once those choices are not breaking the law.

I personally love group sex. Which guy would not like a room full of STD-free, naked, adult, consenting females? Well gay guys maybe. But think of it seriously. Some guys only dream. Others envy. No big deal folks.

Once a lady told me she heard I love plenty threesomes, then she said “eww”. I asked her what’s wrong with what I am doing. She spoke about bodily fluids. Well at that time, I burst her bubble and told her that her current man is no better. Of course, she defended him, so I told her to ask him if he ever desired or would like to do a threesome or group sex with several women.

She came back with “bad news”: “He said yes, once I am ok with it. Can you believe that sh**?” she said with surprise.

Most men silently want to experience something different than the one-woman grind.  Pity is, some women are just too boring. And there is this myth that threesome are done by gay people. That’s soo not true. Group stuff is about fun and experiencing something different.

I believe if couples be more open, less egotistical and freakier, we will have less cheating.

Someone told me that in French territories, threesomes and partner-swaps are like “rituals”. The latter I do not agree with. I am not going to swap my woman to another man, but the ‘somes’ could work.

Variety is the spice of life, and many of the ones criticising you that you’re a freak are hypocrites. They have done it too, aspire to do it too, or they’re just plain boring. Some of them resemble the word “eww”, but love to choose the slang.

If you don’t like someone’s sexual orientation or preference, that’s not your business. Is it troubling you that I like threesomes? Is it changing the price of gas or rice?

Aren’t you the one sleeping with more than one man? Are you the one looking to gold-dig a man? Are you the one who have been sleeping with several women?

So what’s the hating for about someone who likes threesomes?  What’s your problem? Go jump off a cliff into some water (hope it’s deep enough).

Anyway, next week.