I am 200% sure that as I write this or as you read this someone is having sex with someone’s wife, husband, girlfriend or boyfriend. Not necessarily you, but someone out there who’s reading this.
Oh, put the darn phone away. Asking for whereabouts and “who, when, why, what” will not stop anything. People can have sex while talking to someone else on the phone, saying they’re cleaning the house or walking on the street or sleeping.
Take my advice: go home without notice, then let me know what takes place.
“It’s not what it seems,” is what he or she would tell you.
What would you do if you caught your lover having sex with another person?
- Walk away (55%, 594 Votes)
- Act violently (19%, 211 Votes)
- Take pics or video (9%, 101 Votes)
- Join in (8%, 83 Votes)
- Cry (4%, 48 Votes)
- Laugh (4%, 48 Votes)
Total Voters: 1,085
Loading ...Anyway, have any of you people ever had that experience by the way? Catch your lover having sex with someone else – the whole action? I am not talking about kissing or hugging. I am talking about raw, raw, sweaty, overtime sex.
I guess not because if you did, you would not be reading this column. Most likely you would either be in prison, the mad house or dead (by suicide).
I had a similar experience though.
One day, I forgot a very important document home, and I needed it for work. I tried calling my ex, just to make sure it is home so I won’t waste my time driving two miles home for it. Unfortunately, I had to drive two miles because I could not reach her. Her phone was off. Well, I gave her the benefit of the doubt. I thought probably the battery died or she turned it off to get some sleep because it was her day off.
Well, to me, it would mean surprising her so I bought lunch for both of us, and headed down the country path.
When I arrived, I noticed a car pull up like 200 feet from our gate, which was weird because no other house existed within a mile of us. But I gave “the scenery” the benefit of the doubt.
“Aww maybe someone went into the forest to sh***… naughty peeps,” I thought.
When I reached the door it was locked. I knocked three times but got no answer. No surprise. Maybe she was sleeping, I thought. I went on to open the door to my two-bedroom apartment. As I entered quietly, I was shocked to hear the bed squeaking and faint moaning and kissing (quite loud I may add). First thought is that she is watching porn because both of us are freaks.
I am even freakier so I decided not to say anything. I wanted to peep to see what she was doing because no girl watches porn by herself at that time of the day and is not doing something to herself.
But as I got closer to the door, the squeaking, moaning and kissing got louder. By then, I knew that was no porn movie. That was reality porn!
Alas! My girlfriend was having sex with another man.
OK, immediately I felt a mixture of emotions: my heart was beating fast, I was sweating, I got nervous and then red-hot angry. My knees were shaking, I felt my hands trembling. I pushed the door suddenly.
In front my eyes, I saw something I never saw before: my girlfriend making out with another woman.
I did not faint. I simply joined in the action.
But that was a dream – a dream I still wish could be repeated. When I woke up that early morning, I was sweating and shaking like I was actually there. I wish it was real. But it was a good suspense-thriller-turned-porn-movie. I am not sure if I ended up being the star of the movie – or the dream – but I sure know it would’ve been a lot of fun.
Well unfortunately, not a lot of people are that lucky. Some have experienced the real deal. Catching your man with another man; catching your woman with another man; or catching your man with another woman. And I am sure it is devastating.
The woman-on-woman episode is hardly ever heart-breaking but the suspense can kill.
I have been asking a few peeps what they would do if they caught their lover with another person. Some say they would kill, others say they would walk away or just join in.
But we can say anything when it is not happening to us. When reality hits home we may react totally opposite to what we thought.
Personally, I believe someone’s reaction is dependent on how much you loved the person. If it is someone you wanted off your back then that is a perfect scenario to take off from the sour relationship. If you were in love or loved deeply, chances are you would evoke deadly rage.
Here are some reactions from a few peeps I spoke to (names changed to protect identity:
FF: I would probably faint but it would be quite devastating though. I would be very angry and I would feel betrayed.
DG: Beat both of them.
SNAPPER: If she lives with me… I will make sure she knows I caught her… and I will continue to live with her and never talk about it. I will continue to be myself in the house but I will never sleep with her. Basically I will fraustrate her a** so much she will go crazy. The hardest thing is to not know what I am thinking, then when she cannot take it no more she will leave and I will blog her a** away pictures and all. If she does not leave with me, same ting but I will just go straight to blogging her a** away. She will never have another man again because the whole world will know. Boss doh worry with me na. I will just shoot her. End of story.
Alana: At first I will laugh. I am at my calmest when I am most angry. Then somebody would be badly beaten.
Tan: Seriously, I would not let them see me, and go and get some boiling water and douse the two of them. That would be my first reaction.
Ven: Of course after I collect myself and recover from shock I would start throwing things at him. If I don’t have a gun in my hand then he should consider himself lucky, and leave him of course.
AN: Nothing out of the ordinary. Take my immediate needs and find somewhere to go and free myself; would not even want to discuss it.
Dwayne: Not sure.
Georgi: I’d take a pic and walk away. I would need the pic for proof.
Kev: Depends on whose bed it is. Mine? Probably go on the attack because das just disrespectful. Hers? Walk out and leave.
Laden: Beat he den walk out den probably mash up he house.
Helen: I would walk away and never look back.
Lish: Would just walk away
Someone else said would beat them both
Lish: If it is in my bed lol trust me they will be dead.
Lil Pimp: Mmm that’s a hard one. Wow, I don’t know.
Sherl: I probably would just burst out in tears and then look for the closest weapon in my reach.
Nicky: Shoot em.
Sabby: I would get angry at first but ultimately just let it go. Every person free to do as they please … if my man chooses to cheat on me then that is him. I just have to get rid of him and say screw that. It has other fish – bigger, better fish in the sea.
Teo: Make their lives a living hell.
Jose: I’m gonna kill her! lol
Terry: If it’s a man, it’s pretty much over. If it’s a woman, the question is do you want me to join, watch or go away. If the latter, I’m gone for good.
My conclusion is that if something like that happens to you, it makes no sense being violent because at the end of the day, you’re getting yourself into lots of trouble. And what’s more heartbreaking than being imprisoned and allowed to pay for your lover’s crime? And while you’re there languishing in jail, he or she will be having much more booty calls – possibly with the same person.
I covered a story once where a dude beat up another dude because he allegedly touched his girlfriend’s vagina in a crowded place. Without concrete proof, and basing his actions only on his girlfriend’s words, he went on a punching spree – almost killing the young man. He got several years in prison. When he was released he was killed shortly after (not sure if it was related to his imprisonment). And where is the girl now? She has another man. He is now like a dust in the wind.
Violence is not the answer. Just walk away and vent your frustration on something else.
See ya next week.
It happened to me once and I did try to sneak back out from the room but the guy grabbed me back and forced me to lie on the same bed and watch him and the other person do it. After that My God took care of him I did not have to lift a finger… I was forced to stay and watch from start to finish and today he does not even have his sanity…K A R M A
1. I would make sure they knew that I saw
2. Take a good long look( make sure I remember the face of the other lover),
3. Then while leaving without saying a word and take note of his or her license plate( if applicable)
4. Last but not lease, slow vengence where it hurts most will happen over the next couple of months, so when they thing it’s over that easy, Blamm! it hurts over and over again till I am healed from seeing that in my face.
de reaction of seeing your love with someone else is something else. Most times it is shock or anger……but please give your boyfriend/husband a real hard cuff in his gell cushon…hee hee
I letting them see me, then i locking them inside the house and burning it down…sans cobine..
never got my mna cheatin. but got eveidence. and after a year we got back together. but i still dont trust him. so right now i am gettin all the help i need from him. if u really love me, u have to work for this.
i got a real good man but if i ever found him cheatin i would stay wit him coz he’s MINE
For every action there is a reaction, but at the end of the day we all have to live with the decisions we make. Once a cheat will always be a cheat, especially if we let them get away with it once. A cheater is a disease waiting to spread, so it will be wise to run while u are still healthy, or before it is too late and then “if I had know have to surface.”
PS. There is 100% in everything, but this is the real world, so most times we endup with 80% at home, the ones the cheaters cheat with are always 20%, since a 80-100% have more pride. So leave them let them go to their 20%. That is called the 80 – 20 rule. Cheaters always lose at the end of the day.
if i ever catch a woman with my man,boy.all hell going to break loose!
Especially if it’s in our home or something both of us contirbute to,that woman dead!
this is one thing no man or woman wants to come home too and you can only say what you are going to do if and when it happens to you .end of storry.
it depends on the relationship as one person clearly stated.maybe you really want to leave and was just waiting for that chance to kick the person out! if you really love the person and want to spend ure life with that person its a tough decision.but at the end of the day no matter what something have to happen cuz the person was caught in the act point blank.
caught mine red-handed.didn’t say anything to the girl,walked up to the guy,slapped him real hard across the face.i walked out,never to return home.changed my number,lost about 30lbs,went back home to live with my parents until i could get back on my feet again.when he found out where i was,he came back to aplogize and make up.i told my dad what happened,then my dad sharpened his cutlass and chased him out the yard.I only met him 20 years later at creole fest.
p.s his a drunk and still cheats on the girl whom he eventually married cause she bore him a son that night.
my policy is to make that person see u can and will live happy without them.
Ooooo hmmm. If I catch my man cheating I would look without them knowing when the woman about to cum I will surley start beating her trust me! Then I will deal with the man, I will deal with her first because she might run away. Thinking about it makes me angry! Oh by the way most people cheat most of us don’t get caught
One life to live my brother, plenty of fish in de sea, If de woman want to distribute her ting to all and sundry, is not her ting nah? All you going for old kind of woman and when all you finish all you want to kill, kwayvay and mutilate. It easy to spot a ‘bomb threat’ kind of woman, endless varie, plenty tricks and extremely friendly with other man. Ask for them cheating fellas….ladies if you find your man ‘Hot as hell’ “smooth as a whistle and sharp as a whip” …. and all woman checking him out, is only a matter of time before he give you a bold brazen horn…..poh pomp….all you doh like ugly man without ride? Eh bien all you will pay for all you freshness!
It have good people around, maybe they not as glamourous, but it have people that can behave theirself…..LOOK FOR THEM. Otherwise, all I can say is a horn is a horn if you take it on! You check.
P.s. Nice guy u see dat girl-on-girl action you looking for…..a mal nom will avyolay u!
i would get my camera and my wepon and tell them to start the movie,and then sell some of it,plus show it to his girlfriend ,and compell her to do it with me.
I would just smile and say….good going guys. Then I would make the guy leave all is clothes behind, take his car keys and have him find his way home butt naked.
Then, I would put the clothes in a plastic bag and hang it on the headboard. I would then buy a big oversized Dildo and screw my girlfriend/ wife everyday on the bed until she leaves. The bag of clothes should serve as a reminder. In other words, she would be tortured without me laying a finger on her.
A Lucian guy came to NYC in May, and was bragging about ‘doing’ another guy’s wife. Calling him ‘little boy’, because the guy himself is(was) a big guy. Well, early Monday morning, he got a bullet in his head!
And, oh the irony….the bullet passed through his head, and hit the girl in her chest! Bad karma?
Some of you all may have heard or read the story. I got this info from a Lucian co-worker.
If i meet my girlfriend or wife having sex with another man or woman i will be cool. Just allow them to finish what they are doing. If one party try to escape i will ask him or her to wait a minutes so that i can pack her belongings because she will be going with u. will still keep intouch and forgive but won’t keep the relationship. Her action could mean that i am not doing something right so this will get me to develope better sexd life strategy. Most time woman have sex on their man because the man can’t perform his duties, or maybe the man is doing the same thing. if i can have sex with other ladies why can’t someone have sex my mine/? what goes around come around?
Years ago this happened to me. I found my ex-boyfriend in bed with another woman. Unless it happens to you, you have no idea how you would react. I swear, i almost died. I still think that i haven’t fully recovered form that ordel.
mr nice guy thanks god the picture says it all thats mostly the work of the white women lol . ok joke but i have never been there but if i did huh all hell would break loose somebody would have to pay for it some where some how
@Anti-hate:
Tsk tsk tsk… While someone’s doing yours?
Remember if you fail to take care of your love one at home someone will take care of it for you. Simple! i would buy her a donkey so she can take a bigger longer wood hope fully the donkey might choke her to death and i will live happyly ever after. But on a serious note there`s too many fishes in that vast blue sea to resort to violence that`s not going to solve any thing i would ask {if is a man}for his autograph and congratulate my woman for following my foot steps cause i started doing the same long before she was caught doing her own thing. Friends remember P…….y will kill you but you cannot kill the hairy bank.
prayer is the answer to every problem we face in life.depend on the relationship we have this might just be the right time to let you go.to many times our spouse or partner play games and try to be macho or as they say I RUN TINGS.but they don’t realise when trust is being abuse they are not hurting no one but themselves because couple years down the road they will indeed get a weep lash from the almighty.
I love what one of the charaters would do, to throw boiling water on them both, they would both be scared for life and remember what they got it for……, but the payment of my actions would most likely be jail time….i still love the idea.
de two of them dead!
Nice Article. Really don’t know how I would react.
first of all most people who are in bad relationships already know they are..some are there for money,sex,security, childrend,family,business,or they are afraid of losing something like property etc..some are there because they can use the partner as a price,to show off.’SEE WHAT I GOT’kinda thing not love..what really is love,trust,respet,and marriage? if i have a real marriage and i caught my husband cheating then,i would have a talk with him…i would want to know where did we go wrong…
it’s not fault of the other person that he decided to cheat..so many people lie about their life at home….in my case i would end the marriage..if i cannot trust my husband with my life then why should i stress over it…hurt is a guarantee in life..we are humans and seems like that’s all some of us wanna do this day and age is hurt each other…life is short..we have to learn how to deal with these issues..violence itsn’t the answer..i’m shocked to see how many people actually responded by saying they would get violence…..very sad..very sad indeed.if yo love someone deeply why would u extress that love with so much hate..being angry is one thing but violence is another..maybe a slap across the face a breakdown due to shock..but anymore than that.i would be so angry for even loving someone who would be violent!!whether it’s towards me or another person…that is a word i hate as is..violence…abuse..so those of u who thinks it’s all cool it isn’t..
people if you don’t have a relationship whether it’s marriage or just common-law,dating whatever..don’t waste your time worrying about each other and trust..if you are having doubts then something is wrong and you shouldn’t be in that relationship..if you are a person who have trust issues get help..
people who think violence is a way of keeping a man or woman in their lives,they will see the ending of that relationship.and most cases it ends with those same couples being violent towards each other..sometimes killing or embarrassing each other in public…too bad that some men and women don’t have the self control and dignity to work their lives out better….
PLENTY FISHES IN THE SEA!!!!!! WHY BE LOCKED UP OVER ANYONE BECAUSE THEY ARE SEXING SOMEONE ELSE..THAT IS A GOOD LAUGH..YES I WOULD LAUGH ,CRY,AND BE SAD..BUT THANK GOD I HAVE THE LEGS AND HEALTH TO WALK AWAY AND START OVER..COURAGE!!..YES HEALTH BECAUSE I WOULDN’T WANT NO DISEASE!!..WE ARE ALL DIFF BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE THAT NEED FOR A VIOLENT ACT IF THAT EVER HAPPENS BE PREPARED TO FACE WHAT THE PERSON ON THE OTHERSIDE U WANNA KNOCK OUT HAVE OT OFFER..THEIR ACTIONS COULD BE WORST THAN YOURS…..
I’m supposed to do someone’s girl later 2nite lol…
Simple i would take a few pics, but at the time that would be the last thing on my mind… Get angry walk away and ignore him. Then he will find all kinds of excuses to give you, dont pay him no mind just kill him slowly with silence.
hmmm i would jus laugh…i would really tourcher the person…
WOW!!!! I WOULD SAY HEY HAVING FUN , GOOD KEEP HER!!!!!
VIOLENCE WOUNLD’NT HELP AT ALL , BECAUSE THEY WILL BE STILL HAVING FUN
AND U LOCKED UP………..
Really? So what is answer then? “Honey why you doing this to me”, is that that what u have to say. OH PLEASE, what non-sense
People react in different ways my case would be temporary insanity.
The person who responded as Alana might be my twin… word for word, that person said exactly what I would do. When things are at their worst I usually get calm and laugh first, then after a few seconds of consideration I get supremely angry…the kind that will have you charged with premeditated murder. Lol!
Nice Guy,
You’re right violence isn’t the answer. I would take my pics so I have proof, let them know I caught them and walk away. I would hurt like hell but I’d get over it. I know neither of them would ever have the guts to look me in the face again.