Pig snout thief blames drug addicted lover for actions

Allan Felix of Roseau  is to pay $180 forthwith as compensation for a pail of pig snout which he stole from Malcolm Stevens and Sons on Friday or he will spend one month in jail.

He is also to pay a fine of $700 by March 31, 2010 or spend six months in prison for the theft.

Felix, a River Street resident, pleaded guilty to theft before magistrate Ossie Lewis today and blamed his predicament on his girlfriend whom he said is a cocaine addict.

“I use to be a strong user but I stopped in 2006… What happen is that I fall in love with a woman that smoking cocaine…”

According to him, he happened to go home with $180 that someone had given him to purchase a pail of pig snout, but his girlfriend had lifted the money from his pocket while he was asleep and bought cocaine with it.

He said that when he woke up only $21 was left in his pocket.

“My girlfriend smoke all the money… I just go and take a pail of pig snout by Stevens. The man (bus driver) was after me with an iron ready to beat me. …I was so ashamed…but I know to myself I stop taking drugs… I have a coal pit burning coal in Cochrane…,” Felix said.

Felix pleaded with the magistrate not to send him to prison and promised that he would pay a fine of any amount.

“Even if I have to pay $ 500,000 I will pay it cause I stop smoking drugs,” Felix said.

Meanwhile, the complainant, Malcolm Stevens who was present in court, requested that the magistrate warn the defendant not to interfere with him or his business.

“He’s always very suspicious. One time he came into my business, take a soft drink in my cooler, drink it and walk out,” Stevens said.

The defendant was formally warned by Magistrate Lewis .

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  1. can't stop laughing
    January 26, 2010

    ,,,,,Yes I….DNO gets the top prize for freaky DA stories….I was reading about the goat thief and now that….@ irie….you have me choking there man….too funny….

  2. abroad
    January 26, 2010

    I think this big is from the movie Babe! LMAO

  3. abroad
    January 26, 2010

    Irie! LMAO Your comments crack me up.

  4. L'Empresse
    January 26, 2010

    HAHAHA…awa wi Irie you make my day aself!!! IS people like dat dat makign d/ca look bad uno. Just thiefin ppl ting and making sad excuses….

  5. Waitukubuli
    January 26, 2010

    How appetizing! A good fing i stopped eating snout a long time ago – D pig singing man.

  6. January 26, 2010

    @ Admin DNO: One thing, I don’t know where you guys get those great graphics from. I almost choked on my coffee laughing.

  7. WOW
    January 25, 2010

    Irie Your comment was so funny. I even feeling sorry for the poor pig, somebody please let it out. LMAO

  8. LMAO
    January 25, 2010

    hee hee hee hee hee heee heeee

    too funnee!!!! well i guess he had a serious craving for gel cochon… hee hee heee heee

    Kinda gives me a craving too… damn!

    BTW DNO, that’s one helluva pic… hee hee heee


  9. Shakier Scotland
    January 25, 2010

    LOL . DNO this photo is a classic . All I can do is LOL for now can’t type proper comment .

  10. Chica
    January 25, 2010


  11. Irie
    January 25, 2010

    DNO, I so like gelle cochon souse….why is dat picture all you find to put there..LOL right now everytime I look at a plate of dombway pwa rouge and gelle cochon I will think twice….weh….de pig have a full grown mustache, possibly a ‘la wim’ and maybe even asthma…it mouth open like it saying ‘somebody unlock me souplait! soucou!’…… and I was just contemplating a braff with gelle cochon….thank you eh admin for making me stay hungry today LOL!

  12. Prophet2
    January 25, 2010

    This man has just taken it to “a whole nother level,” LMAO.

  13. January 25, 2010

    .. smoking more than his girlfriend.he needed to go stockfarm on a little vacation.next time the owner of the store should beat his ..

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